I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
his face tho
looks like you… turned him on
Did you really just put one of our pain meds as a cage?
(via stillborndinosaur)
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
nonononononono
please no
(via stillborndinosaur)
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
(via thesunshine-inmyeyes)
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
i will obey
Too nanny times, sorry not sorry.
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl, via hi-john-im-alive)
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now
he would loose that bet. im a Sam girl :)
(Source: supernatural-screencaps, via kingoffriday)
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.
(via palladium-heart)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
(via kingoffriday)